Hush-Kit Top Ten: The ten best-looking American airplanes


In choosing the ten best-looking US airplanes, where should you begin? Some aircraft are very beautiful in the real world, but are not so photogenic. The Constellation is wonderful in reality, but looks awkwardly hump-backed in pictures. The F-15 has enormous presence and dynamic lines, but something in the way its sections fit together, give its overall shape a lack of coherency. Several of the aircraft selected have beautifully curvy lines, particularly the sensuous Panther and ‘Moonbat’. The B-1B should be viewed at dawn, when its aquatic body and intelligent face give it an exotic, almost temple-like grace. Some US aircraft are pure Roger Ramjet- these unapologetically brash, flag-waving lunatics are a world of fun, and are typified by the likes of the B-58 Hustler and XB-70 Valkyrie. The Lockheed Electra Junior, the third star of Casablanca, is perfection. I hope you enjoy my selection, I’m sure you won’t agree with all my choices, but no doubt your favourite (or favorite) would have made it in, had I space for eleven.

Once we had made our selection, we sought a second opinion. It would have been too easy to get an expert to describe the aeroplanes. So instead, we turned to a non-expert, in fact we turned to a Hip-Hop musician/croupier/sound engineer named George, to assess our top ten.

10. Northrop YB-35

 George: “This would look cool with jet engines, but those propellers make it look goofy and it has a face like a gerbil (if you put any adjective before the word gerbil it immediately becomes the voice of Jeremy Clarkson, believe me I tried). I imagine the aeroplane factory had a bunch of leftovers lying around and cobbled them into this. Wings aren’t generally the best looking bits of planes. This is the aviation equivalent of one of those internal conjoined twins that is surgically removed and is a wad of flesh, teeth and hair.”


9. North American XB-70 Valkyrie

George: “Boring. Looks like it’s from an 80s kids cartoon. where the animators wanted a plane that would be quick and easy to make Koreans draw again and again. This is probably piloted by two children and a magical comedy creature, is featured heavily in the title sequence but is hardly ever in the actual show. Reeks of disappointment and broken dreams. White should be a cool colour for an aeroplane but to me it looks like a plastic fork.


8. McDonnell XP-67 ‘Moonbat’

George:Seems to be very pretty but maybe because it looks like there’s Vaseline smeared on the lens, show me another angle in HD. It’s like watching that old grainy porno of Marilyn Monroe, kind of sexy but there’s always the knowledge that you’re wanking over an unhappy dead woman.”


7. Grumman F9F Panther

George: “It’s got a bum like a dolphin, nature’s smartest and most fuckable mammal. The colour scheme is like a shiny pair of Nikes and the livery is tastefully understated. It also looks surprisingly good sitting on the tarmac which usually knocks a good few points off a plane’s attractiveness. This is the warplane to pick up a date in.”


6. Convair B-58 Hustler

George: “It’s got clown make-up and it’s carrying a rolled up circus tent. Also the name Hustler. Type that into Google images while your boss or spouse is watching.


5. Rockwell B-1B Lancer

George: “This plane looks terrifying. Which I suppose is a good thing for a warplane. Its nose has barbs on it like a flesh burrowing parasite or a cat’s penis. I would not call this plane good-looking. Unless you think cat’s penises are good looking. Which I generally don’t.


4. Lockheed 12A Electra Junior

George: “Again a bit of a squinty clown face. I think if you saw this plane on the ground it’d be nothing special but the photo make it look nice. Like the menu at a Welcome Break. I bet at least one person aboard this aircraft beats his wife. Different times, but still.”


  3. Convair F-106 Delta Dart

George: “Yes I like this. Arrowhead windshield, triangle wings and pinched waist. Looks like it was designed by a committee of 10 year old boys, but that is by no means a bad thing. Also isn’t that the exact same colour scheme as the rebel forces in ‘The Empire Strikes Back‘?


2. North American P-51 Mustang

George:Ugh no! These are so fugly they have to paint distracting childish nonsense on them. One of them is called Scat VI which is a decent film, but not as good as Scat I through V and definitely not good enough to name a plane after. The air intakes look like flappy doggy dicks and the whole thing is a mess of straight lines and uninspiring curves. Also, either these planes are tiny or they’re only flown by men with big fat bobble-heads. A plane designed to be flown by the young and the lithe, now exclusively flown by the old and the fat.”


1. Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird

George: “I completely agree. Looks dangerous, without looking brutal. Nimble without looking fragile. Monstrous engines that look integral to the airframe. Long curves with that angular cockpit. I’ve never seen an unflattering angle of this thing. Plus being unencumbered with ugly weaponry helps.


George’s score of our Top Ten:   4/10
Must try harder.

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  2. Buck Buchanan

    I heartily concur with most but I would have to add a few.

    F6F Hellcat
    A-1D Skyraider
    A-7E Corsair II (luv me the SLUF!)

  3. Frank Van Haste

    That’s a really interesting set of choices. I agree with some (the Moonbat, the Electra), disagree with some (the F9F, the F-106), but, hey, de gustibus non disputandem est!

    What would I put on the list? The Connie, the Beech Staggerwing, the F-86 Sabre, the XR-12 Rainbow, and the B-47 for starters.

    Thanks for encouraging the discussion. How about posting the converse — your take on the 10 least attractive American airplanes?

    Best regards,


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  10. Dave Harrington

    I have always thought that the Bell P-39 Aircobra was an attractive aircraft, But one pilot that I had met said it was a dog to fly.

  11. Slippin' Jimmy

    With the exception of the Mustang I think this would pretty much be most people’s list of our ugliest planes. I know aesthetics are subjective, but I think the taste of whoever compiled this is well out on one end of the bell curve.

  12. S.S. McDonald

    YEARGHH!!! Anybody heard of “the Queen of the Skies”? The Lockheed Constellation. Or as a runner-up the Beech Staggerwing? A third a/c left out; the A3J Vigilante

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  14. Terry Horton

    I worked in GD’s F-16 Aerodynamics/Performance Group in the 1970s, so I may be biased. But come on… F-16 looks like it’s cut from the wind.

    RA-5C Vigilante. First aircraft to use the 2D oblique shock inlet later seen on MiG-25, F-14, F-15, Su-27, MiG-29, Tornado… oh, and Concorde and ‘Concordski’

    But my favorite ‘take your breathe away’ (literally) aircraft is the B-58A. When I was a little boy, my dad would take us to an overlook off the Carswell AFB runway where we’d watch the 43rd Bomb Wing doing night takeoffs and landings. On rotation, the shock waves from the two inboard afterburning J79s would be trapped and reinforced by the big delta wing. I’ve heard louder aircraft, but nothing that would rattle your bones quite like a Hustler on takeoff.

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  16. myplane150

    If you are talking about all American airframes… F16, F15, B2, and most beautiful of all, the Lockheed Super Constellation.

  17. George A-R

    I agree with several comments. Don’t know how the P-51 got on this list. It was a great pursuit acft, but ugly as a yak, almost as ugly as the F-4 Phantom, another great plane. It just shows they don’t have to be pretty to get the job done. Agree with two other comments; how could the F-86 & T-38 be left out. Those were two of the most sexiest planes ever. In the F 100 series, I would have chosen the Lockheed F-104 Starfighter over the 106, and given Kelly Johnson an honorable mention as the designer of numerous sexy air crafts.

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  21. Dennis Bell

    Well you are a true nob. Didn’t Mums tell you to speak nicely about your cousins. At the time of creation all of these planes had superb lines.

  22. Ron

    Getting a non aircraft persons opinion -what a brilliant idea!Very funny
    Also, is this the only time in like EVER that a rapper has sounded normal? Yes folks you’ve seen a miracle

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