I flew the Big Sexy KC-10 super-tanker and I will miss it


The KC-10 did not require modification to carry the SR-71’s special JP-7 fuel, as it had fuel tanks that could be isolated (if desired) and only delivered to the boom. Those tanks could also hold regular JP-8 and feed it to the engines if needed.

Last week, the KC-10 Extender, a superb aerial refuelling aircraft, retired. We spoke to a KC-10 pilot to learn about ‘Big Sexy’.

The best KC-10 was its versatility and the flexibility of its crews. Unlike the KC-135, the KC-10 was ready to refuel probe or drogue receivers without any extra work or attachments needed before launch. With the ability to be refuelled itself, the KC-10 could be launched and flexed to almost any refuelling mission quickly.

The worst thing about the KC-10 was taxiing it around on smaller airfields. The nosewheel sits 20+ feet behind the pilots, so you must be very careful about turning sharp corners or trying 180° turns. In these cases, we’d often have a boom operator open the forward doors, lay on their stomach & hang out of the aircraft; they were on the intercom, relaying the position of the main and nose wheels to the pilots, keeping us from crunching taxi lights or ending up in the grass (which we sometimes did anyway).

Based on overall capacity, the KC-10 was better than the KC-135; it could take off with a much higher fuel load. While it burned more per hour, there was still significantly more fuel available for receivers. The ‘135 also couldn’t do Drogue receivers unless the boom was modified ahead of time (which meant it couldn’t do probe receivers) or if you attached pods to the wings. The KC-10 was ready for either at any time (and we could put our own pods on the wings, if needed).

The empty weight of the KC-10 was about 250,000 lbs. Maximum takeoff weight was 590,000 lbs…so about 340,000 lbs of fuel, if you weren’t carrying cargo. All of it could be offloaded, other than what we needed to save to get ourselves home…and sometimes we pushed that limit! In one case, I pushed a little too far – we got back to our deployed base, and it was fogged in. We couldn’t even attempt an approach.

We were getting close to diverting, which would have been painful, but another KC-10 arrived. They took up a holding pattern over the base, a couple thousand feet above us. We started coordinating between ourselves to balance fuel out so nobody had to divert, then just did it. At one point, there were four of us in the pattern, talking to each other, and passing fuel so that everyone got to sleep in their own bunks. The fog eventually lifted, and we all made it in.

The KC-10 was actually pretty easy to take off and land. It was very stable and large, and bumps that would affect smaller jets didn’t have much impact on us. The controls were pretty straightforward. On landing, you’d start the process of “flaring” just after the 50’ radar altimeter callout.

You rarely landed smoothly, though, as the centre gear touched down first on crowned runways. It shook & rattled, so there was always some of that, except in the rare instance you’d land with the centre gear retracted.

There weren’t many foibles to the jet; it handled well. It was just very large. When refuelling with KC-135s years ago, the bow wave of a heavy KC-10 could hit a sensor in the 135’s tail, disconnecting their autopilot. If they weren’t watching it, you’d suddenly end up with a face-full of KC-135 as their autopilot kicked off and the nose dropped. They eventually fixed that problem, if I recall.

One peculiar aspect was that the number 2 engine in the tail was angled down at about 2.5°. We tried not to use it for taxiing, as we were already worried about blowing things over…some would limit how much they used it when air refuelling, too, as a big input could push the nose down.

Something you may not know about the KC-10: well, it had a large space under the cargo floor that was just empty. I think it was the galley on the DC-10, but the Air Force had no need. We called it “The Pool Room”; I was told it was because you could put a pool table in there, and have room to play. Getting into it was a hassle.

You could access the KC-10 through the nose gear. We occasionally had to do that; you’d climb up & shimmy through the avionics compartment, eventually ending up in the cockpit. It was a tight fit!

The newer KC-46 is a decent aircraft. It’s had teething issues, but they will eventually sort it out. The problem is that losing the KC-10 still represents a major loss of overall capacity, as there will be less fuel in the air at any given time. The Air Force already can’t meet all its demand for Air Refueling, and I’m afraid that is much worse today.

My favourite aircraft to refuel was the B-1; it wasn’t particularly cool or anything, but when it showed up on your schedule in Afghanistan, they were going to take about 100k lbs of fuel…and your day just got a lot shorter!

My least favourite aircraft to refuel was the A-10. It doesn’t have the power of other jets and flies pretty slowly; we had to use slats and sometimes flaps to get slow enough. Above certain weights, it was just not possible.

The deck angle when refuelling A-10s could be in excess of 5° nose up…almost feels like you are setting up for a power-on stall. We had a procedure to help called a “Toboggan”…we’d enter a slight descent at around 300 feet per minute. That gave the A-10 the help it needed to get on the boom, but you only had 1,000’ below you before you’d be outside of your protected airspace, so you’d only get 3 minutes or so. Then you’d have to climb up & do it again.

Nobody was necessarily bad at meeting the tanker, and we went out of our way to come to them. It didn’t always work, but we usually managed to end up 1-3 miles in front of them. Many fighter types referred to the KC-10 as the “mothership” because it was so large and was just there, in front of you.

Occasionally, the AWACs would control our rejoins. They didn’t seem to have much practice doing so; I can recall them vectoring us to our bomber, and vectoring the bomber to us…AWACs handed us off nose to nose at around 3 miles, closing at probably 600-700 knots. We were separated by 1,000’, so it wasn’t unsafe, but AWACs kind of said, “There you go,” and we immediately shot past each other in opposite directions. It was funny…we took over & directed a mutual turn on the same magnetic heading, which at least put us abeam each other & fixed it from there.

The KC-10 set the bar for tanker ops, hands down. As we discussed, the flexibility to do any Air Refueling mission at any time was key, and our ability to be refuelled meant we could be doing it for long hours.

We also had a significant cargo capacity. You could load up support troops and their equipment, then drag multiple fighters across an ocean. When you landed, you were almost your own little Air Force and could start operations quickly.

1A good tanker crew got to be a mini family. We didn’t use ranks in the KC-10 while flying, but rather, first names. We wanted every member of the crew to feel like they could speak up if they saw something wrong; everyone knew who the Aircraft Commander was, but that wasn’t something you wanted to flex on your crew – doing so may mean you win the battle, but you’re losing the war.

A good crew got to the point where they knew what everyone else needed, and they were ready before anyone asked. They understood the bigger picture, and took care of each other; you could complain, but my only rule was that the complaints better be funny because there wasn’t a lot we could do about most of it…it was better to laugh about it than to make each other miserable.

Big Sexy was the most common name, yes. Sometimes referred to as Gucci, but the official name was the Extender.

Three engines weren’t particularly unusual, no. The tail engine was exactly like the other two, but with a longer cowling. It was angled down slightly, though, as I mentioned.

If you had an engine failure (like we did in the simulator every quarter), you hoped it would be the tail engine. There was no asymmetrical thrust; the loss of one of the wing engines caused a lot of asymmetrical thrust, which required a lot of rudder to counteract.

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10 Advanced Features of the World’s Most Impressive Piston-Engined Aeroplane, the Incredible Republic XF-12 Rainbow Spyplane

In 1943, the USAAF desperately needed an aircraft that could fly a vast distance, penetrate the Japanese Empire’s defence, outrun fighters, perform vital reconnaissance of the heartland and then fly back. This was a very tall order in 1943, even more so when the USAAF demanded a 400mph aeroplane capable of prolonged flight at 40,000 feet. This was the first time a reconnaissance aircraft was designed from scratch, not a converted fighter or bomber, but a modern dedicated camera platform incorporating all the latest technical advances. This was a new game, and manufacturers cock-blocked from the heavy aircraft market now stood a chance. Republic, creator of the incredible P-47, leapt the opportunity to compete for this potentially lucrative opportunity. The result was the superb Republic Rainbow, the most impressive piston-engine aircraft ever flown.

10. Empire of pane

Long before Concorde used its famous ‘droopsnoot’ to exchange high-speed aerodynamics for a better view for the pilot during landing, the Rainbow had a similar solution. Like the earlier the B-29, the Rainbow had a nose of curved glass panes. While B-29 crews loved the curved glazed nose for the unobstructed view in flight, and its low drag, they hated the fact it cast dangerously distracting reflections during landing. Designer Kartveli (the genius behind the P-47) was keen to avoid the B-29’s problem, and his solution was to make the curved sections of glass in the nose slide out of the way when not required, revealing a flat windscreen.

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9. Obscene speed

Very few piston-engined aircraft exceeded 450mph, even fewer could exceed 470mph. The only piston-engined aircraft (other than heavily modified racers) that have reached 470 mph were: the F4U-5, Ta 152H, Hornet, Do 335, P-47M, XP-82, Fury/Sea Fury, Spiteful, P-51H, XP-72 and XP-47J. The Rainbow is quite unlike the other aircraft, which are all fighters, and mostly single-engined radials. The Rainbow was the fastest four piston aircraft ever to fly.

8. Obsene Climbrate

The Rainbow’s astonishing climb rate of 5,000 feet per minute made it a better climber than most of the ultimate piston-engined fighters, including the Tigercat and even the Supermarine Spiteful.

7. Obscene Power

13,000 horsepower is a hell of a lot of power. To put this in perspective, the B-17 Flying Fortress had 4800 horsepower, meaning the Rainbow had 2.7 times more. The four-engined Rainbow had a superior power-to-weight ratio to the rival XF-11, boasting 0.128 to the XF-11’s 0.103. Like the rival Hughes XF-11, the XF-12 utilised the Pratt & Whitney R-4360 radial engine.

Instead of the usual two rows of nine cylinders like most large radial engines, the 4360 was unusual in having four rows of seven cylinders. Though this configuration presented cooling issues for the aft cylinders, it did bless the engine with a comparatively small frontal area for such a powerful engine.

6. Range

The second prototype flew coast-to-coast in the USA. The aircraft could fly more than 4,000 miles on internal fuel.

5. High altitude

The Rainbow could reach 40,000 feet, around 8,000 feet higher than the B-29. In tests it had exceeded 44,000 feet.

4. Extra power

The Rainbow featured a radical turbo supercharger arrangement, where spent exhaust gases were channelled through a narrow oval jet pipe, providing an extra 300 horsepower of power.

3. The flying darkroom

Much photographic intelligence is extremely time-sensitive. The Rainbow featured an onboard darkroom and intelligence specialists, meaning on landing, the aircraft had interpreted intelligence ready to be shared, a forerunner of today’s real-time data linking of visual footage.

2. Streamlining

Design leadership from Republic’s Alex Kartveli, creator of the superb P-47 Thunderbolt, emphasised streamlining almost unprecedentedly for the XF-12. The B-29 had redefined the modern aeroplane; the Rainbow, flying four years later, took many of these ideas even further. The attention to detail was incredible, producing what may have been the aerodynamically cleanest four-prop aircraft ever flown. Like the Mustang before it, it was an ultra ‘hygienic’ design. Every proturbence that could be eliminated, was, in a fanatical quest for the least drag.

As an example, cooling air for the oil coolers and intercoolers came from neat inlets in the wing leading edge. These were extremely efficient, and once used, the now heated air was routed through flush exhausts, angled backwards, at the underside of the nacelle, generating some handy extra horsepower.

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1. Civil options

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An airliner variant, the 46-seat RC-2, was planned to kick open the civil market door. The RC-2 would have been a superb airliner, the best in its class and far superior to the offerings of Lockheed and Douglas. Unlike the Rainbow, the RC-2 was to have only one turbo-supercharger per nacelle (as opposed to two), making the heavier aircraft marginally slower. Despite this, it would still have been able to fly 3,450 miles at 400mph at 40,000 feet. American Airlines was the planned launch customer, with an initial order for twenty.

Was the worst MiG-23 so terrible?

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MiG-23MS, the worst MiG-23?

In Hush-Kit’s video (see end of article) on the 10 worst Soviet aircraft, the MiG-23MS was lambasted as a piece of shit. Today, I’m NOT going to complain about how crappy the MiG-23MS was. Instead, I will tell you two things which it did better than the MiG-23M and MiG-23MF.

1. Internal fuel capacity


The MiG-23MS had the largest internal fuel capacity of any MiG-23 fighter variant. Since it didn’t have the heavy and voluminous Sapfir-23D-III radar of the MiG-23M, a part of the avionics bay behind the cockpit could be used for more fuel. The extra space was used to install fuel tank № 1a, and tank № 1 was larger, same as on the MiG-23BN. This meant that the MiG-23MS had 5400 litres of usable internal fuel (again, same as on the MiG-23BN). Total internal fuel was 5626 litres. For comparison, the MiG-23M and MF had 4700 litres of usable internal fuel (4910-4928 L of total internal fuel). The MiG-23ML had an even smaller internal capacity, since it doesn’t have fuel tank № 4 either. Just 4300 L usable internal fuel volume, 4440-4458 L of total volume. The worst was the MiG-23UB, with 4240 L total internal fuel volume.

Note: if you want to calculate weights, standard Soviet fuel density at 15° C considered was 0.830 kg/L for the T-1 kerosene, and 0.785 kg/L for TS-1.

2: Empty aircraft weight


Since the MiG-23MS swapped the MiG-23M’s Sapfir-23D-III (or MiG-23MF’s Sapfir-23E) for the MiG-21’s RP-22SM “Jaybird” radar (just like the MiG-23S). This resulted in a noticeable weight reduction. I’ve never managed to find out how much an empty MiG-23MS weighs, but I can look at the radar weights and take a guess. The MiG-23M/MF radar weighs 564.5/641 kg. The MiG-21BIS radar (RP-22SMA) weighs 196.3 kg.

Now we can’t just subtract the difference between the two, because I don’t know if any ballast weight was necessary. If not, then that would mean at most 368.2/444.7 kg difference between the MS and M/MF. Considering also the lack of TP-23 IRST, my guess about 58 kg (that’s how much the TP-23M, изд. 26Ш1, of the MiG-23ML weighs).

So at most, a 426.2/502.7 kg weight difference, for reference an empty MiG-23M/MF should weigh about 10845-10890 kg. An empty MiG-23ML/MLD-export should weigh 10150 kg to 10230 kg (some give 10310 kg).

But can we find any confirmation for these from former MiG-23 pilots?

But can we find any confirmation from former MiG-23 pilots? The following pilot’s impressions are the only that I’ve found that confirm these features of the MiG-23MS:

Of course, none of this means to insinuate that the MiG-23MS was a good fighter. It had poor weapons (R-3S, R-3R & R-13M at best), structural problems limiting the maximum load factor, crude flight controls, poor roll-yaw stability at high AoA (all of these giving hard-wing Phantom levels of manoeuverability at best), bad visibility out of the cockpit… really, its only redeeming features were high speed & supersonic acceleration.

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Top 10 jet fighters ranked by claimed kills

Judged on the number of aerial victories, the shooting down of crewed aircraft, what are the top 10 jet fighters? This question is often avoided as the research involved is seemingly impossible, but we’re willing to have a go. As you’d imagine, there’s a bucketload of provisos (see below) but the top 10 is almost definitely correct in terms of the aircraft types featured, the top five even more so. Of course, claims are often dubious and prone to propaganda deformations and genuine mistaken assessments. This is to be expected, and should not stop us carrying out this interesting survey. The figures, like war itself, are sometimes dirty and cannot be regarded as 100% accurate. Regarding the veracity of the claims, I’ve made the best possible efforts with the numbers, but I’d be delighted to be corrected—but only with corrections that come with reliable sources, please. Notably, there is a large cluster of jet fighters with a kill number in the twenties including the Sea Harrier (likely the highest British entry), the Mirage F1, MiG-23 and F-105.

Away from the coldness of figures alone, we must also take a minute to consider the human lives lost in air combat.

Let us take a look at the ten most (proven) effective fighter aircraft in history:

10. Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-17

Number of kills: 67+

9. General Dynamics F-16

Number of kills: Circa 76

8. McDonnell Douglas F-15 Eagle

Number of kills: 105

7. Grumman F-14 Tomcat

Number of kills: 135

6. Dassault Mirage III/V, Nesher

Number of kills: 200-400

NOTE: the number of Israeli claims seems extremely high, hence the large range of numbers given.

5. Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-21

Photo: Deutsches Museum

Circa 240-300

4. McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom II

Number of kills: 306+

3. Messerschmitt Me 262

Number: 542 

2. North American F-86 Sabre

Number: 792+

  1. Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15

claimed 1,106 aircraft 

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NOTES

Mirage F1 circa 24

Hawker Hunter 22

MiG-23 25 (tie with F-5) – with 6 verified

F-105 29

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Is one or two engines better in a fighter?

F-20 Tigershark The debate on single versus twin engines for fighter aircraft continues. Paul Stoddart* follows Gen Chuck Horner and David Baker, PhD into the ring. The choice of engine is a fundamental design driver for any aircraft – both the type and the number. One or two engines and one or two seats are fundamental choices for fighter aircraft. However, while a second seat can be spliced into even smaller designs, the number of engines is fixed (the metamorphosis of the twin F-5 into the cancelled single-engined F-20 is an exception). After decades of study and experience, the debate on one versus two engines continues. General Charles Horner, USAF, offered his views in the October ’98 issue of Air Forces Monthly, with Dr David Baker adding to the debate in the June ’99 issue of Air International. Thrust vector nozzles (TVC) of Sukhoi Su-30SM Flanker-C jet engines [3862 ×  2575] : r/WarplanePorn General Horner emphasised the increasing reliability of engines and the lower cost of single-engine designs. Dr Baker balanced that approach by highlighting the unique performance advantages of twin-engine layouts. Two engines have a safety advantage over singles, but they are not major advantages, and the price paid for them is high. Indeed, General Horner argued convincingly that even with its likely higher lifetime losses due to engine failure, the single-engine fighter fleet would still work out cheaper. But will the superior aerodynamic performance of the twin help it gain air supremacy? If so, the extra cost will be money well spent – there is nothing more expensive than a second-rate fighter. Of course, there is more to air supremacy than manoeuvrability. Radar and missile performance are crucial, effective command and control is a force enhancer, and signature control is increasingly important. Over the next few decades in the West, we may well see the service entry of the twin-engined GCAP, FCAS and whatever the US goes for. The current twin-engined designs are the F-15, Super Hornet, Rafale, Typhoon and F-22; the F-35, F-16 and Gripen represent the single-engine design school. When a new aircraft is chosen, the engine number will be one of several fascinating design drivers. While a second seat can be spliced into even the smaller designs (Gripen and F-16) engine number is almost invariably fixed (F-20 weirdness aside). Cost and survivability are leading factors in the engine number debate, but there are two other issues: availability and commonality. Specifically, which engine types are available for use, and which do you already use? These points largely arise from the cost question but should be examined in their own right. It is beyond argument that twin-engined fighters cost more to buy and support than their single-engine equivalents. The twin-engine proponents claim improved survivability in peace and wartime flying, justifying the extra expense. A commonly quoted statistic is that the extra engine buys around 15% lower attrition in combat. General Horner quoted the loss rates for US fighter aircraft from the ’50s to the ’90s (presumably peacetime losses). He correctly emphasised the major improvement for both types but then stated that the difference has narrowed significantly. The difference in raw numbers has fallen from a high of 5 in the ’60s to one in the ’90s. However, the proportional difference, i.e. the relative likelihood of losing an aircraft, should also be considered. In that respect, a twin was little better in the ’50s than a single, suffering 90% of the latter’s loss rate. However, for the following four decades to the late 1990s, the twins had an average loss rate of 64% of the single.
The twin’s advantage may appear valuable, but remember that the raw numbers are very small; this has two effects. The loss of one more aircraft of either type can sway the relative loss rates markedly. Even if singles had ended up in the 90s with twice the loss rate (say 4 to 2 per 100,000 FH), you would not lose markedly more aircraft over the life of the fleet. The Best Movie Twins Ever - IGN As the General pointed out, the lower lifetime cost of the single-engine fighter can more than offset its higher lifetime loss rate. There are, however, three counterarguments. Firstly, many nations buy fighters in small numbers and use them for long periods, two decades or more. The lower loss rate of the twin will better sustain fleet size, whereas the single could decline into ineffectiveness. Readers may remember the period in the mid-90s when the USAF lost five F-16s in quick succession owing to engine failure. The failure, resulting from a manufacturing defect, was not in itself catastrophic and a twin could have got home on its remaining engine. Although the USAF could absorb such losses, most nations could not. Watch Or Stream Twins The twin-engined option, being a larger aircraft, will have more potential for upgrade of new weapons and systems. Thirdly, when second-hand aircraft are procured, the extra purchase cost of the twin-engined fleet versus the single option is unlikely to be a showstopper, and the higher lifetime cost may be acceptable given the preceding two arguments. Incidentally, the General’s second experience of engine loss involved a contained failure of a turbine blade in an F-15. He shut down that engine and recovered on the remaining unit. Had that happened in an F-16 the aircraft would almost certainly have been lost. Coincidentally, at the time of writing, the Taiwan Air Force had just grounded its F-16A/B fleet for the second time within a few months. An F-16 was lost in August with an apparent engine problem; this followed three other engine-related accidents since March 98. Issues with the P&W F100 turbofan previously caused the grounding of the US and Israeli Air Force F-16 fleets. Sometimes, we use two engines because we have no choice. Airframes are designed around engines, but aircraft start as a collection of performance requirements. The speed, range and so forth that the customer wants are distilled into a number of engine parameters with thrust remaining a priority for fighters. If there is an engine that meets those targets in a solo installation then, on cost grounds, it will probably win. If not, then the huge cost of engine development will likely be prohibitive and will rule out the single option. A twin-engine selection could well be the only choice. The F-22 has two 35,000 lb (wet thrust) P&W F119 engines. There is no 70,000 lb class alternative in the military engine class. Both the Lockheed and Boeing JSF contenders use a single engine – a derivative of the F119 is sufficiently powerful and is the obvious choice for these projects where low cost is a crucial design goal. Similarly, the Saab Gripen needs 12,250 lb dry and 18,100 lb wet thrust to achieve its performance requirement; a single RM12 (F404 –GE-400) makes sense. Puzzlingly, the AIDC A-1 Ching-Kuo uses two TFE1042-70 turbofans to provide similar thrust and roughly equal performance to the Gripen. Perhaps the specification emphasises survivability (or there is some export limitation). Why Su-27 and Mig-29 were the most dangerous fighters There is a strong argument that air forces should choose a high-low mix of aircraft. The more capable fighters are costly and can only be procured in small numbers, whereas the cheaper aircraft will lack certain capabilities. Buying some of each should provide sufficient force size and capability to produce a truly effective fleet. If both types use the same engine, then large savings in maintenance, training, facilities and spares will accrue. Generally, the high-end fighter will be larger than its low-end partner. If both use a single engine then, to achieve reasonable performance, those engines must be of different types, and the duplication of support effort will be expensive. The best example of the common engine, high-low mix is the F-15 and F-16, both of which use the P&W F100.  The later F-22 and JSF do not share a common engine, the Pratt & Whitney F135 of the F-35 being a distinct development from the F119 it is based on.  RM12 Engine | Stories | Saab Saab’s Gripen E-series has adopted the F414-GE-39E turbofan, suggesting a good high-low mix, partnering it with the F/A-18E/F Super Hornet. The Russian MoD would ideally would like a future force of Su-57Ms twins and single-engined Su-75s both powered by the AL-51F-1. Interestingly, the Azerbaijani Air Forces will be operating the twin MiG-29 and the single JF-17 (with similar closely related engines) at least for a while simultaneously. The JF-17C Block 3 will be fitted with more capable equipment, giving the unusual situation of the high-low and low-medium mix.  r/hoggit - JF-17 has had the honour of training with most of the eastern and western aircrafts including F-4, F-5, J-7/MIG-21, JH-7, J-10, J-11/SU-27, F-15, F-16, J-16, F-18, J-20, SU-30, Eurofighter, Mirage 3/5/2000, Mig-29, F-6/A-5/Mig-19. An extension of this idea of community may be that a next-generation European ‘Loyal Wingman ‘-like the project would benefit from engine commonality with either Typhoon, Rafale or Gripen E, or perhaps more expensively, engine commonality with the next generation. Fitting a larger UCAV with an existing generation engine (such as the EJ200) may be a good move, as well as insurance against a cancelled ‘high’. Paul Stoddart served as an engineer officer in the Royal Air Force for eight years. He now works for the Defence Evaluation & Research Agency (DERA). This article is his personal view on the subject and does not necessarily reflect RAF, Ministry of Defence or DERA policy. NOTE: *The original article has been updated to reflect its date of 1998. I just found it sitting in the WordPress drafts folder many years after Paul sent it to me. 

Top 10 Dummy Decoy Aircraft

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To paraphrase Sun Tzu, the go-to quote source for every hack military writer, “Bullshit is cheaper than bullets.”

Deception is the original smart weapon.  The first great deception was at the start of aerial warfare, when the town Ipswich of England, fearing a Zeppelin raid, turned all its lights out. The townspeople lit a bonfire on a large common, put up acetylene torches on bushes to imitate public lighting, and lit many squibs. The Zeppelin bomber ignored the town and dropped its bombs on the illuminated common. It was relatively easy to fool the pilots of aircraft, and the practice of pilot deception developed many tricks. undefinedRivers were covered in coal, cities blacked-out,  factories disguised as great towns (with even drying laundry put out on weekly cycles) and radio navigation signals mimicked. Saving your own air force was vital for survival. Decoy or ‘dummy’ aircraft placed as tempting targets for enemy air attacks have saved many lives and aircraft. Creating decoy aircraft wastes enemy resources and confuses their estimates of your strength. Wasting enemy weapons and time is a good thing, and the decoy aircraft are bloodless heroes. 

With the advent of thermal image sensors, a good decoy might use a heat source (even a hot oil drum) to mimic the heat signature of a recently flown fighter jet. With metal particles in rubber or plastic, or even metal itself, the aircraft can also generate a radar return that mimics that of a real aircraft. 

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10. Hawker Sea Hurricane Mk. IIc ‘Sydney Camm-o-flage’


Score: nil

For decades, this image has bounced around the Internet and purports to be a wartime dummy Hurricane, part of the British Air Ministry’s effort to deceive the Luftwaffe early in the Second World War. One panellist insisted it was a prop from a play performed at his school in the Midlands in 1976. Other sources contradict that memory, suggesting it is the wartime output of a woodworking class at an Australian penitentiary. The contention that this is a New York City parade float was dismissed for lack of reasonable evidence. 

8. Bell P-59A-1 Airacomet prototype ‘Guerilla Bell-end’

Bell XP-59A Airacomet with fake propeller on its nose
Score: 5.1/10

 In fairness, this is a disguised aircraft rather than a full dummy, a false moustache rather than a mannequin.  Never built in numbers (though 66 would be a fair number today) or sent into action, the P-59 was a top-secret programme that helped establish so much of what was to come. Tarpaulins and a removable ersatz propeller were utilized to obscure America’s first jet aircraft during testing. With a big four-bladed ”prop” a similar tail and a tricycle undercarriage, unwelcome observers could mistake the rare P-59 for the P-63 Kingcobra.

Test pilot Jack Woolams, a keen practical joker, also adopted a clever psychological trick to discredit any possible witness reported of the aircraft. If another aircraft was sighted near the XP-59 he would put on a gorilla mask, a derby hat and smoke a cigar. Clearly, no one would take reports of a dapper gorilla flying a propellerless aircraft seriously. 

7. Runway Su-30 ‘Bansky Flansky’ 

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6. MiG-29 ‘Ful-simila-crum’ 

The Belgrade Aviation Museum in Serbia is full of surprises; where else can you find the remains of a shot-down F-117 stealth fighter? In the two months of bombing of Yugoslavia, NATO discovered that stealth was not invulnerable and re-learned the lesson from Deliberate Force four years earlier, that technology hates wet weather. Yugoslavia’s small force of MiG-29s was vastly outnumbered, and five MiG-29s were destroyed in the air by US F-15s and US (and one Dutch) F-16s. Life was pretty dangerous for the Yugoslav MiG-29 community, so much was done to try and protect them. One was damaged beyond repair in air combat but returned but limped back to friendly ground it had a second life as a decoy. There were also six purpose-built MiG-29 decoys known as L- and M-18s. Only one of these full-scale decoys survives,  it did serve its purpose but was hot by “a dysfunctional NATO rocket” and enough survived for it to be rebuilt as a museum exhibit.

Constructed from metal and wood, the decoys were rather good, the radome and tyres are suspiciously accurate and may have been scrounged from real MiG-29s. 

5. Douglas P-70 Havoc/A-20 Boston ‘The Boston Wangler’

Score: 8.6/10
A solid, mid- to late-war dummy edition of a typical Allied attack aircraft. Precisely the right amount of detail to fool the Luftwaffe’s big Robot, Zeiss and GXN cameras while avoiding overuse of labour and materials. This is a prime example from the brilliant deception of Operation Fortitude, the Allied effort to mislead the Germans as to where the landings would take place.   

Items like this were part of a long-running and detailed scheme that fooled Berlin as to where the Allied landings in France would materialize.

4. Ghost Army North American P-51 Mustang ‘Mustang Folly’

Ghost Army covertly used inflatable tanks and airplanes and spoof radio  broadcasts to deceive Nazis | Daily Mail Online
Score: 8.9/10
Regardless of their level of quality or the materials employed, it is singularly vital that a dummy aircraft be installed at a realistic height above the ground. This allows proper shadows to form. Shadows are what photographic interpreters often work their magic with when peering down at prints taken from a reconnaissance platform. Certainly, this nicely decorated ”Mustang” would appear to have that covered. It was one of thousands of items produced by a brainy and creative American unit dedicated to simulacra of basically everything from landing craft to armoured vehicles to entire airfields. Often, they backed up their efforts with recorded sound effects and fictive radio traffic. At one point, an American unit of under two thousand, the innocuously named 23rd Headquarters Special Troops, simulated a combined-arms force of 30,000. 

3. Messerschmitt Bf 109 Straßenbahn Typ ‘Falscher Zwillingskämpfer’

Score: 9.2/10
A perfectly well-executed counterfeit of the Luftwaffe’s day fighter made even better in two ways. First, camouflage via netting amplifies the appearance of authenticity. Such netting remains a basic expectation for almost all military assets within range of enemy action. Second, that uncommon narrow-gauge trolley-and-rail system below the fuselage. Moving this fake would be quick and easy, deepening the level of deception by simulating in hostile aerial reconnaissance photographs not just a fighter but its anticipated ground movements over time. 

3. Inflatable F-16 Fighting Falcons ‘Windscreen Viper’
Score: 9.3/10 (provisional)

New F-16 decoys could help Ukraine trick Russian jets and drones
A massive hit with the assessment panel, particularly among judges with home-swimming pools, are two generations of inflatable F-16s. The first was a USAF project impressive in its accuracy that appears to have been cancelled along with the Cold War. Just look at the clear canopy and realistic weapons load. Exactly the thing to foolishly waste a guided bomb on. The second was an entrepreneurial effort which lost several points for colour scheme goofiness. If Russia is firmly in the inflatables camp, we can reasonably expect the United States to return to this area, as well as China. Usually, that’s how these things work. 

Several images on this page are from this remarkable company. 

2. Inflatable Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-31 ‘Boxhound’

Inflatable Mig-31 used as a decoy (720x378) : r/WarplanePorn
Score: 11/10
High mobility, rapid deployment, lightweight, ease of operation, cost-effectiveness. Name a single post-millennium weapon system achieving all these things. Name one made on a sewing machine in a repurposed hot air balloon plant. Also, name a weapon maker whose product lineup includes bouncy castles for children. All the judges were impressed by the Rusbal MiG-31, awarding numerous points for its undeniable fun factor. Speculation ran wild during online panel discussions about secret devices for inflatables that overcome infrared systems and radar. Expect to see inflatables like this in future conflicts right alongside pricey, complicated high-tech systems.

Beyond number 1

  1. Cargo Cult ‘Straw dog’

Score: 3/10 

When World War II ended, the US and Japanese abandoned many military airbases in the Pacific region, and with these, the flow of cargo. This was rather traumatic to many remote Melanesian populations, and cults developed, promising the return of the life-improving cargo. To entice the cargo to fall land in planes, which it was believed would be a gift from their ancestors, islanders imitated the same practices they had seen the airbase personnel use. In an act of sympathetic magic, life-size replicas of aeroplanes were built from straw and wood, and new landing strips cut from the jungle, ‘control towers’ were also built with controllers wearing wooden facsimiles of headphones. Though the story is somewhat sad, the purpose of the dummy aircraft is certainly the most fascinating.

Stephen Caulfield & Joe Coles

Would the Airwolf helicopter have worked in real life? We got expert analysis

The Fantastic Airwolf

For many children of the 1980s, the Airwolf theme song alone was enough to trigger a massive surge of adrenaline. Knight Rider was just a car, Airwolf was a freaking helicopter. Airwolf had everything a Cold War action show should have: Stolen high-tech weapons, Colonel Gaddaffi, canyons, explosions, sexy pilots, sinister CIA operatives, and a complicated political outlook that swings between big state patriotism and rebellious libertarianism. And that theme song! Here are the credits to put you in the mood:

The helicopter was amazing, and capable of things no other helicopter was. So, with our adult heads on we ask: was it possible? We enlisted the help of Hush-Kit’s tamed rotorcraft expert and former Head of Future Projects at Westland, Ron Smith, ‘Could Airwolf have worked?’. Over to you Ron:

“The Airwolf TV show is a clever, exciting and much-loved creation that combines the traditional threads of the fight between good and evil, with the addition of amazing technology and the sort of action sequences that one might otherwise associate with a James Bond movie. The star addition is Airwolf – a helicopter (supposedly) capable of supersonic flight (with stealth capabilities) and with an armoury that would put an A-10 to shame. The helicopter, in effect combines with the cast and the episode plots in much the same way as the car KITT in the Knight Rider series.

Helicopter Design Process

My background comes from working on helicopter rotor design and then preliminary design of complete helicopter projects during ten years in the role of Head of Future Projects and Chief Design Engineer (Light Attack Helicopter) at Westland Helicopters Ltd in the UK. I was also a member of the Configuration Team of the NH90 helicopter during its Feasibility and Pre-Design Study (FPDS), when the UK was still involved in the NH90. One thing that this experience drove into me was that the primary concerns when designing a new helicopter from scratch are:

Mission capability

Weight

Performance

Packaging

Put another way you have to answer these top-level questions:

  • What does it have to do?
  • What equipment does that require?
  • How many crew are required
  • How far and fast does it have to fly, and in what range of conditions?
  • What is it likely to weigh?
  • How much power does it need?
  • What engine, rotor and gearbox technology is available?
  • Does it operate in a threat environment?
  • What does it need to survive in that environment?
  • Can I fit all the necessary kit in?

To answer these questions, you need a thorough understanding of the present state of the art across many areas, backed up by analysis capability including (among other capabilities) experienced designers, weight estimation capability across all the systems required, performance prediction models, survivability modelling, flight and engine control systems, crew ergonomics and anthropometry, etc.

So why is Airwolf a non-starter as a helicopter?

Reading the information available on the net (Wikipedia entry Airwolf – Wikipedia and the Airwolf Flight Manual pages Airwolf: Flight Manual Cover Page (archive.org)  It is immediately apparent that the writers decided to focus on specifying the capability required to suit the TV script, with no consideration of technical constraints, availability of suitable powerplants, feasibility of control, assessment of weight or power requirements, and the packaging of the necessary systems.

In fairness, it could be said that certain Governmental procurement organisations have, from time to time, fallen into some of these same traps for the unwary. (Although Concept or Pre-Feasibility studies should, in principle, weed out the most glaringly impossible requirements and design approaches).

My approach here is to briefly review the starting point for Airwolf and then to discuss the implications of some of the postulated capabilities of the machine starring in the TV series.

The Starting Point

This is a brief summary of the capability and characteristics of the starting point. Airwolf is based on a modified Bell 222B helicopter. This is an executive and utility helicopter with a two-bladed rotor that was first flown in 1976. The data below is extracted mainly from (Janes All the World’s Aircraft 1990 – 91 and the EASA Type Certificate Data Sheet).

Its basic characteristics and Certification limitations are summarised below. Later, the claimed Airwolf capability will be discussed and compared with the actual Bell 222B capability. The plan is to follow this with a ‘what could you do about this?’ discussion, possibly with a ‘why won’t that work?’ follow-up.

The starting point is a Bell 222 helicopter with the features outlined below:

CharacteristicBell 222B capability
Capacity2 crew and typically 6 passengers
Max Speed (Vne)150 kt at 3,000 ft
Cruise speed140 kt
Main Rotor2 blade, 42 ft dia, 348 rpm, tip speed 765 ft/sec
Engines2 LTS 101-750C-1 at 684 shp take-off rating
Transmission limit875 shp (max)
Usable fuel156 Imp gallons (710 litres)
Range with 20 min reserve330 miles at 4,000 ft
Military equipmentnil
Maximum weight8,250 lb
Empty weight4,900 lb (nominal) probably 5,000+ lb in practice
Available loadSay 3,250 lb for fuel, oil, crew, role equipment
Service Ceiling15,800 ft
Certified Max altitude20,000 ft
  

Additional assumptions: the maximum cruise speed is achieved at the twin-engine transmission torque limit (875 shp). Crew weight 100 kg (220 lb) per person. Fuel density (Avtur): 8 lb per imperial gallon – Bell 222 max fuel is therefore approx. 1,250 lb.

With two crew, max fuel and no military modifications or equipment, the Bell 222B additional disposable load is therefore 3,250 lb – 440 lb (crew) – 1250 lb (fuel) = 1,810 lb.

Airwolf claimed characteristics

The data below is drawn from the Airwolf (helicopter) page in Wikipedia (Wiki) and from a page claiming to be the Airwolf Flight Manual (FM). There are some differences between these, which will be pointed out where necessary.

The first point to note is that there is no weight statement of any kind, neither are the installed power, turbo-thruster capability, or fuel capacity stated. The turbo-thruster capacity is quoted (Wiki) as 45,000 lb-ft, which is a measure of torque (not thrust, or power).

The major claims, some of which I discuss below are as follows:

  • Extensive armament and equipment capability – discussed in more detail below
  • Capable of 300 kt in helicopter mode (Wiki/FM)
  • Range 1,450 miles with two crew (Wiki)
  • Capable of Mach 2.0 from sea level to 85,000 ft (FM) – rotor blades disengaged for supersonic flight. Ceiling 89,000 ft (pressurised)
  • Lifting body fuselage
  • Pressurised, bullet proof armoured fuselage
  • Stealth capability, IR suppressors

Weapons & Equipment

The extensive weapon and equipment fit cited represents a significant payload (and potential source of aerodynamic drag) not present on the original Bell 222. In some cases, they will also present some packaging difficulties.

Where there are differences between the Wiki and FM data, I lean toward the less demanding (and therefore marginally more achievable) claims. There are also some differences between the different programme series.

Fixed equipment

The so-called Flight Manual lists a very sensible collection of military equipment supporting both offensive and defensive and/or survivability features.

The table below lists the functionality provided, gives an example of such kit, and a speculative weight penalty for its carriage.

CapabilityExampleWeight guestimate
Advanced Self Protection Radar JammerELL-8222WB Self Protection Jamming Pod110 kg (242 lb)
TADSAH-64 TADS550 lb
OBOGS (Oxygen generation)Internet search30 lb?
Synthetic Aperture RadarInternet search fit to light aircraft / UAS40 lb
Chaff / Flare dispenserInternet search45 lb (including load)
IR JammerAN/ALQ 14430 lb approx
Missile Approach WarningAN/AAR-57 ECU, sensors, wiring40 lb approx
   
PressurisationSuitable for operation at 85,000+ ftNot known – will also have considerable implications for cockpit glazing,
ConstructionEpoxy composites-reinforced with boron and graphite fibres. Crew compartment is protected with “honeycomb-structured lead panelling. This is all skinned with ultra-thin energy-absorbing (bullet-proof) shielding.Not known assumed significant (say 250 lb).
Comms fitNot specified but likely to be double that of the civil aircraft.Say 150 lb delta
IR SuppressionLikely to have weight, power and drag penaltiesNot quantified here

This admittedly speculative assessment indicates a ‘mission equipment’ delta mass of just over 1,200 lb before the addition of any weapons. The pressurisation implications alone, suggest that a complete structural redesign would be required.

Weapon Systems

The documents available indicate a wide range of weapons that were apparently deployed in the various series transmitted.

Guns The documents suggest wing-tip mounted guns and the Wiki information is the more believable. This calls for 4 wing-tip mounted 0.5 inch Browning machine guns – with 1,000 rounds each, an indicative mass is estimated at 736 lb. The wing-tip mounted guns are supplemented by one 30 mm cannon in each wing. An M230 30-mm cannon weighs 130 lb, with each round weighing 1.62 lb. Two M230s, each with 200 rounds would equate to a mass of 584 lb.

With these assumptions, the delta mass solely due to the gun fit is 736 lb plus 584 lb, a total of 1,320 lb.

[The FM called up 4 X 30 mm chain guns at the wing tips and two 40 mm cannon, one in each wing. The 40 mm guns would be assumed to be Bofors L/60, as fitted to the AC-130. This combination is dismissed as impracticable.]

Internal Weapon Carriage Airwolf is provided with some internal weapon stowage, with munitions being auto-loaded onto an external launching platform known as the ADF (All Directions Firing) Pod. As a rough estimate, the ADF Pod is assumed to weigh 125 lb and increase the aircraft drag by 15%. It cannot be used above 300 kt.

An extraordinary range of missiles is suggested, and these are listed below based on the Wiki information for ADF-launched systems.

The following ADF weapon loads (Wiki series 1 data) are assumed to be alternatives:

Six Copperhead rounds (each 137.6 lb)                 825.6 lb

Twelve FIM-43 Redeye  (each 29 lb)                      348 lb

Six AGM-114 Hellfire      (each 104 lb)                    624 lb

Taking this at face value, the ADF load capacity is up to 900 lb.

In addition, four AIM-4 Falcon missiles are supposed to be carried.

Four AIM-4 Falcon missiles (each 818 lb)  total 3,272 lb are supposed to be carried two to a side in internal bays alongside the ADF mount.

It must be questionable whether there is sufficient volume available for the 4 Falcon missiles, which are 12 ft 6.5 in long, alongside the ADF mount – an example of a packaging challenge.

Secret ‘45,000 lb-ft’ turbo-thrusters

No information exists as to the actual characteristics of these novel propulsion devices. The fact that their capability is expressed as a torque, rather than a thrust is unhelpful. To deliver Mach 2 speed capability to a helicopter (which must have at least the drag of an SUV) these devices must deliver the thrust equivalent to two afterburning turbojet or low by-pass turbofan engines, say at least the capability of two EJ200s (roughly 2X 20,000 lb thrust with reheat, weighing roughly 2,200 lb each).

At the same time, the visual space occupied by these devices suggests the same sort of size and volume associated with a very light executive jet. Let us say an Embraer Phenom 100, which is powered by two P&W PW617F1-E turbofans, each offering 1,730 lb thrust and weighing 379 lb.

This demonstrates, based on existing propulsion technology, that one is looking for engines of the same capability as Typhoon (at least) and weighing in at 4,400 lb, in a package comparable to a lightweight executive jet engine and weighing in at around 760 lb for both engines.

My conclusion is that the capability is incredible and that the supersonic performance (which exceeds that of Concorde) is equally incredible. For the purpose of constructing a mass statement for Airwolf, I am generously allocating 760 lb to the turbo-thrusters but not conceding any supersonic capability at sea level, or any other altitude.

Overall Mass Statement

Despite the guesswork involved, we can now produce a mass statement for a basic Bell 222, with its existing rotor, engines, fuel capacity and transmission system fitted with the mission equipment and weapon systems nominated for Air Wolf. Some aspects remain unaccounted for as will be noted in due course.

ItemWeight (lb)Total
Empty Weight5,0005,000
Mission Equipment  
Listed above1,2001,200
Weapons 5,617
Guns and ammunition1,320 
ADF125 
ADF load900 
Falcon Missiles3,272 
Turbo-thrusters760760
Fuel (existing max.)1,2501250
All Up Weight 13,827

Note that the mass penalties associated with pressurisation, IR suppression and bullet proof protection are not accounted for. No separate mass allocation is made for the turbo-thruster fuel.

Implications

The certificated all-up mass of the Bell 222 is 8,250 lb so the figure for a notionally equipped Airwolf represents an increase of 67.6%. This will require revalidation of the static and fatigue load certification and, due to its impact on hover power requirements, is likely to lead to the need for new (or significantly uprated) engines and transmission system.

Hover power depends on weight to the power 3/2. Increasing the mass by a factor of 1.676, implies a overpower increase by a factor of 2.17. The current hover performance is delivered using a twin engine transmission limit of 875 hp; this would have to increase to 1,900 shp to maintain hover performance. This will definitely imply new engines and transmission system (including tail rotor and associated drive).

Dependent on the initial design philosophy, the rotor blade area will need to be increased to maintain the same flight envelope and retreating blade stall limits. Consequently, there will be additional mass increases to accommodate these design changes.

Knock-on aspects.

So we have a redesigned four-blade machine with double the twin-engine transmission limit. Unfortunately, exploiting this increased power in the cruise will double the fuel consumption, but (roughly speaking) only increase the cruise speed by the cube root of the power increase. This is about 1.3, increasing the cruise speed from 140 kt to 180 kt. Due to already high tip speed, the advancing blade tip speed will be close to sonic, if not supersonic. At the same time, the increased fuel consumption will reduce the unrefuelled range to around 165 nm.

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What of the claimed helicopter mode maximum speed of 300 kt and range with two crew of 1,450 miles? First, say goodbye to any notion of achieving this without the magic turbo-thrusters. At 300 kt, the drag (which dominates the cruise power requirements) will be four times greater and the power required will be eight times higher. Consequently, the fuel consumption will also be eight times greater – even without allowing for the drag (and other consequences) associated with the now supersonic advancing blade rotor tip speeds. Good luck with the stealth treatment of that.

Suffice to say, a further complete redesign of rotor and transmission system and re-packaging to store the fuel volume would be required.

In Conclusion

Airwolf is a great idea for a TV and film spectacular, but without consideration of the actual impact of the extensive mission systems and armament, or of their impact on aircraft mass, most of the postulated capability is completely unachievable based on a slightly refreshed base helicopter.

The idea of any supersonic flight capability (pushing the boundaries of Concorde and SR-71) is so risible as not to merit further discussion. Even the proposed 300 kt cruise solely in helicopter mode is a complete non-starter.

The basic credibility of the much-vaunted ‘turbo-thrusters’ is seriously undermined by the absence of any functional description and the quoting of their power in units appropriate to torque, rather than thrust or power.

As a helicopter it is fantastic – in the sense of these Collins English Dictionary definitions: extravagantly fanciful; unrealistic; incredible or preposterous; absurd.”

Dr RV Smith

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AI paints some high points from the history of American aviation and the results are staggering in their photorealistic accuracy.

Above: How it was done: happy AI artists in action.

As is well known, AI is imminently poised to destroy all humans, mostly (it would seem) by producing pictures of people with too many fingers. Hush-Kit has already applied its own Turing Test by demanding AI produce pictures of some British aircraft and the results were undeniably spectacular. Will the electronic Leonardo da Vinci do better with mighty moments from US aviation history? Or will it be some geometry-defying insanity yet again? Obviously the latter, so let’s plunge in and have a merry time feeling superior to our soon-to-be robot overlords as they whip out the virtual Crayolas and do some colouring.

(Brief note on method: the aircraft name and/or the event in question was typed into two freely available image generation websites, Gencraft and Canva. I previously also used Da Vinci but those killjoys have imposed a paywall and I’m not going to shell out actual cash for this nonsense. I suggested a basic style (ie ‘oil painting’) on a few of them to vary things a bit. These are the genuine results).

1903: The Shite Brothers

Who’d have thought that the first flight of a powered, heavier-than-air flying machine would have been such a bleak experience? And who knew that the Wright Brothers had built a machine as large as a big house? Not me. To be fair to our arty AI pal, there’s a general air of Wright Flyer in there, but the vast size, scribbly bracing wires, mirage-like extra wing on the far side and overall vagueness detract somewhat. Also: where is the pilot? Is that him on the ground pointing at it? Nice touch to include a windsock too, although fixating on the windsock when the first ever aeroplane is taking off seems a bit perverse. Anyway, let’s see what it can come up with for the roaring twenties:

1927: Spirit of St Pooey

Charles Lindbergh triumphantly lands in Paris after the first solo crossing of the Atlantic! I always thought that Lindbergh landed at the airport rather than an avenue in the actual centre of Paris but hey, I wasn’t there. I am also quite surprised by the solemn lack of enthusiasm displayed by the crowd, but Electro-Monet has accurately grasped that France famously contains absolutely no women. The Ryan NYP that has conveyed Lucky Lindy to Gay Paree is both yellower and more asymmetrical than I remember, but it seems to be hovering there nicely, so that’s good. Are there two people in the cockpit? God knows: it’s all a bit vague in that area. Personally, though, I like the Tintin-esque vibe, and it looks a bit like a broadly viable aircraft (despite someone having stolen the propeller), which suggests perhaps that our artificial artiste is getting the hang of things. But then again…

1935: Crying Fortress

I mean, it made a pretty good stab at the markings. The really odd thing here, though, is that although this mess is just totally, hilariously wrong, it is, somehow, recognisable as a B-17 (or some of two B-17s). Imagine how much more entertaining both the 1990 feature film ‘Memphis Belle’ or the recent HBO series ‘Masters of the Air’ would have been had all the Eighth Air Force bombers looked like this. Alternatively, it is possible that Robot-Picasso has stumbled upon digital Cubism and is attempting to depict the Flying Fortress from all sides simultaneously (and doing a pretty good job).

1944: P-51D Mush-tang

How can something so dreadfully realised be simultaneously so instantly recognisable? It is June 1944 and this unusually tall and gappy P-51D Mustang has been painted with the black and white D-Day, um, ‘shapes’ under one of the wings. Mustang tailwheels were famous for not being able to keep up with the rest of the aircraft and pilots personalised their fighters by painting writing-like symbols on their noses. I assume that’s a drop tank under the fuselage, to allow this aircraft to fly to Berlin and back, but it might just as easily be a bin full of the crushed hopes and dreams of human artists.

1947: Lockweed Constipation

The war is over and non-stop scheduled transatlantic commercial airline services are flown by landplane for the first time. This natty watercolour depicts the Lockheed Constellation of Pan American Airways as it inaugurates this historic service. Why it is impaled on a DC-4 is not recorded but this five-engined behemoth, with its unusual inline undercarriage and extra half tailplane, will go down in history as one of the most aesthetically pleasing airliners ever produced.

1947: Hughes Spruce Excuse

Howard Hughes’ ‘Spruce Goose’ flew just once and was for many years the world’s largest aeroplane. So vast was it that Digital David Hockney has seen fit to go for a bigger splash and depict it as two completely separate aircraft (or maybe three), one of which may be a houseboat, though the eight engines of the original have been sensibly pared down to just the two. The non-attached tail unit is a dynamic touch, but the accuracy of the reflections in the water add a compelling air of realism to this dramatic vehicle(s). Had Howard Hughes built this instead of the actual Spruce Goose maybe he wouldn’t have ended up a codeine-addicted recluse living in seclusion at the Desert Inn hotel, Las Vegas, surrounded by jars of his own urine? More likely it would just have happened earlier.

1947: Bell-end X-1

Swooping low over the snow covered mountains, Chuck Yeager accelerates his open cockpit, radial and inline engined powder-blue X-1 to beyond the speed of sound. Breaking the sound barrier has caused the very sky to rupture into a crazy yellow flare effect and Yeager, his rifle pointing directly upwards, has opened the bomb bay out of sheer delight. Soon, he will be forced to land wherein the absence of any kind of undercarriage except the tailwheel may become problematic.

1950: F-86 Say-bore

AI generously came up with two possibilities for the F-86 Sabre and they are both so good that I could not reasonably judge between them. On the left, the twin seat and famously complicated Sabre and to the right, the famously rotund and also complicated Sabre. Who would wish to be a MiG-15 pilot when faced with these beauties? Robot-Rembrandt has successfully rendered the F-86(s) as nice and shiny but seems confused as to all other specifics of the well-known aircraft. In the case of the chunky one, he seems to be keen on giving this famous (ahem) jet a huge orange propeller (and two blurred black propeller blades too). Aspects of these two are pretty sleek and space-age in a whizz 1950s style, but does this make up for an otherwise crazed visual jet salad? Maybe.

1957: Boeing 7-ohhhhhhh-7

In 1957, Boeing flew the prototype of the 707 for the first time, arguably the most influential jet airliner ever built. As you can see, the triple zigzag fuselage would set the standard for all subsequent commercial aircraft and the total absence of wings, whilst at the time radical, is now more or less a given for all conventional jetliners. Remarkably, despite the basic design being nearly 70 years old, it is still unclear what many of the protuberances around the nominal middle of the aircraft are actually for, but Boeing just keeps building them and bolting them on regardless. The wide separation of the two cockpits prevents any disagreements between the flight crews from descending into violence.

1967 F-Flawed Phantom

Wooooahhhh!! It’s the midst of Operation Rolling Thunder and the USAF is spending millions of tax dollars bombing trees. Mechanical Michaelangelo has managed to make this F-4 Phantom into some sort of crazed and magnificent turbo-bastard and it is undeniably very exciting. Drilling into the specifics a bit, once again there is a distinct flavour of Phantom, this melange is kind of recognisable, and for an aircraft once nicknamed ‘Double Ugly’, the sheer amount of vertical tails suggests that ‘Triple Ugly’ would now be a more accurate moniker. Not sure what it’s carrying underwing but some of whatever it might be is firing or exploding or whatever so that’s cool. The rear fuselage feels very much like an exercise in how many bulges can be aded to a bulgy thing before it becomes too bulgy but I think they’ve managed to keep it to peak bulge without going too far bulgewise (of course you may disagree: that is the very cornerstone of art appreciation). Curiously, our AI chum is so proud of this one that he/she/it has signed it in the bottom right corner revealing their name to be “L. Goviamuccio” apparently, which I for one was not expecting. Is AI Italian?

1989: North-flop B-2

Ending on a high: this is the B-2 ‘Spirit’ taking its first publicly acknowledged flight and AI has contrived to make it look, if anything, better than the real deal. Not sure how stealthy this design would be, those lumpy bits halfway along look suspiciously reflect-y and the fins may be a bit problematic but it’s been painted matt black and that’s good enough for me. No need to worry about compressor faces in the intakes compromising the radar signature because it hasn’t got any. Is it a glider? Whatever. I’m not entirely sure if it’s coming towards us or hurrying away, but I suppose that’s an advantage for a stealthy aircraft.

Well, that was all the American aviation history worth ruining that our AI friend could be bothered with today. Who knows, maybe some more will be forthcoming before the apocalypse? One can but dream (of Electric Sheep).

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America’s Mach 3+ fighter, Bill Sweetman investigates

HOLY KEDLOCK by Bill Sweetman

If speed and range are your goals for an interceptor, you can’t beat the Lockheed YF-12. It’s hard to beat as a confusing story either. Technology demonstrator? Stalking horse for something quite different? Opportunistic effort to save a program in trouble? Possibly, all of the above.

North American’s F-108 Rapier Mach 3 interceptor was cancelled in September 1959. The F-108 was only eight months past mock-up review, following an on-again, off-again initial development. But the Rapier’s ASG-18 radar and GAR-9 missile combo, developed by Hughes, had started earlier than the F-108 itself and enjoyed more consistent support, and was not canceled along with the aircraft.

A few months later, in January 1960, the CIA awarded Lockheed a contract to build 12 A-12s. They would be purely photo birds, with a single pilot and one camera bay, and the goal was to operate them out of Area 51, thereby evading the British and German anoraks who had rumbled the U-2.

On May 1, 1960, Frank Powers’ U-2 was shot down near Sverdlovsk. No parades or hot hors d’oeuvres for him. Eisenhower approved a cover story that Khrushchev shot to smaller pieces than the airplane. The furious President banned any further overflights.

This left OXCART without a mission, barely six months into an expensive program, without a mission, and competing for money with the politically favored CORONA. Skunk Works boss Kelly Johnson proposed armed versions of the OXCART to the Air Force. It was risky because Air Force Chief of Staff Curtis LeMay was mounting a stalwart defense the XB-70 Valkyrie, but the interceptor version did not threaten the bomber. A contract was issued in October 1960 under which three A-12s would be completed as AF-12 interceptors with the F-108’s Hughes radar and missile system.

The AF-12, codenamed KEDLOCK, would feature some important differences from the CIA jets. Heavier and carrying more fuel, it would have a second cockpit replacing the camera bay, the massive ASG-18 radar in the nose, and four large weapon bays built into all-metal chines. (On the A-12, the chines were purely there to reduce the radar cross-section and were partly made of plastic material.) The GAR-9 was a 900-pound chonky boi and could carry either a high-explosive or blast-fragmentation warhead, with a range at launch up to 100 nm.

KEDLOCK benefited from the A-12 OXCART, which ran a year earlier and wrestled with the many basic problems of titanium use and propulsion development, and from the early start on ASG-18 and GAR-9. Wind tunnel tests showed that the huge ogival radome loused up the directional stability, so KEDLOCK acquired strakes under each engine nacelle and a large folding ventral fin.

Launching a weapon from a bay at Mach 3.2 was a challenge. Johnson’s deputy, Ben Rich, later said that the initial GAR-9 ejection system resulted in the missile passing between the front and rear cockpits, which would have been bad.

Flown in August 1963, the interceptor required little further work. Six out of seven missile shots were successful, the final shot from Mach 3.2 and 74,000 feet hitting a low-flying QB-47 drone—the first look-down, shoot-down interception and a trailblazer for the Navy’s AWG-9 and AIM-54 Phoenix programs.

KEDLOCK did a lot of the heavy lifting for the next version of the Blackbird, a reconnaissance-strike aircraft. First called RS-12, the project ran about a year behind KEDLOCK and emerged as the SR-71, with weapon bays converted to accommodate cameras and SIGINT gear.

The AF-12 had one more mission: deception. During 1963, as the pace of testing increased, observers started to notice the fast-moving A-12s and AF-12s, and the usual CIA/USAF tactic of confusing their reports with UFO sightings wore thin. Also, the project was far larger than the U-2 and involved more people and subcontractors, and many people in industry began to connect the dots. Bob Hotz’s staff at Aviation Week went to the Air Force with the news. Hotz would hold the story but not if anyone else got near it.

McNamara decided that the interceptor could be unveiled without compromising the A-12, and his view prevailed over the CIA’s caution. On February 24, 1964, two side-view photos were released of what was falsely described as the Lockheed A-11, and Johnson announced that a number of A-11s were being tested at Edwards Air Force Base. To keep the facts consistent with the President’s statement, two AF-12s were rushed from Area 51 to Edwards and quickly rolled into a hangar, where the heat from their airframes set the sprinklers off.

Had there been anything for it to shoot down, the YF-12 (as it was retrospectively designated, sometime before August 1964) might have been the ultimate interceptor. But the Soviet intercontinental strike force, even into the 1980s, amounted to a small and dwindling number of early Tu-95s, which Air Defense Command’s F-106s could cope with, and the YF-12s lived out their days as NASA test assets.

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